Vieira can get stuffed

I was interested in bringing Patrick into Spurs as I'm sure he would have bolstered the squad with his presence.

I sent him a text to ask him what was going on with him still to decide if he would join us or not and he told me needed more time.

Then I read that Wenger wants to sign him and that he'll be going to them. If that's what he wants, then good luck to him. He can get stuffed for all I care.

Vieira can get stuffed

Sunderland ain't game

I've just got off the blower with Daniel. A deal has been agreed with Sunderland, although we want the cash up front, but Niall's not game.

Sunderland ain't game

Window Shopping

I've just been out to one of the biggest shopping centres in Hong Kong. To be honest with you, I'd take Lakeside any day of the week over this one.
Sent from Worthing's Second-hand sale park, Romford

Window Shopping

Darren Bent's Innocent!

Ah leave the lad alone. Now I'm not saying that he didn't say anything bad about Daniel, because that would be a lie, but using that twix thing to do it? You're having a laugh mate!

Darren hasn't got a clue when it comes to computers; I should know, I sold him 3 Amstrad 1990 models for a ton each!
Sent from Worthing's Second-hand sale park, Romford

Darren Bent's Innocent!

Good-bye my friend

Rest in peace Sir Bobby Robson.

You really were one of the greatest managers of all time.

Good-bye my friend

Phone call from the wife

Just got off the phone with my misses. She's just been down to Waitrose. How many times am I going to tell her that our local co-op has better deals?

Women...they never listen.

Phone call from the wife

My take on China

These Chinese folk are just triffic!

I've tried shifting some of my old Ferguson top-loader VHS players, and I think I've found a dodgy bodger that's interested in taking them off my hands.

I may throw in Darren Bent as part of the deal as old Brucie has spun a blinder.

My take on China